. . . you pull a Meadow Soprano parking job EVEN when you’re driving a VW Beetle*.

* No, I didn’t buy a new car.  I’ve been renting a Beetle all week since the shittiest VW dealership I’ve ever dealt with** has been holding Natalie the Jetta hostage.
** That’s saying a lot when considering I’ve had routine maintenance work done on Natalie at dealerships in Fairview Heights, IL, St. Louis, MO, Ann Arbor, MI, Huntington Beach, CA, and Redwood City, CA.