Dear Omron HJ-112 Pedometer That I Forgot Last Week In A Hotel Room In Sunnyvale, CA:

I’m sorry that I left you, Omron HJ-112 Pedometer That I Forgot Last Week In A Hotel Room In Sunnyvale, CA. You were a good little pedometer and I miss you bulging out of my pocket, silently counting my steps. I was always very careful about not leaving you in the laundry but in my haste to catch my flight, I forgot you in the hotel room. I even called the hotel to see if they’ve found you, Omron HJ-112 Pedometer That I Forgot Last Week In A Hotel Room In Sunnyvale, CA, but they still haven’t returned my call. I hope you enjoy your new life, Omron HJ-112 Pedometer That I Forgot Last Week In A Hotel Room In Sunnyvale, CA, counting away the steps of the hotel housekeeping staff member who snatched you from my room.

Sincerely,
Noor

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